We got another one

                                                                               

  We got another one hon Manny's are coming in like nothing it's weird. For the past day or so we've been getting human beings in packages. Mostly every day we get a whole human female or male in are mail. We would usually give them a nice hot bath thaw them out so then we could set them on their Way and give them a little bit of money and food and clothes to help them. We don't even understand this. Why would some random  person be giving us a human being, it just doesn't make sense is someone trying to say something? Should we alert authorities? Should we try to find the perpetrator that is sending us these body's? I don't really know all I know is that we need to keep this a secret to the public anybody that finds out that we are getting body's in the mail will think were  cannibal. 

A book to rule them all

If i had a book to rule them all it would have to be all the Harry potter books. I would choose theses because most of these books are very thick and it would take most people forever to read this but not me. I'm a very passionate trader I'm kind of like a scholar. Now in this day and age people of the 21st-century do not know how to read at the level of a scholar. That is my one up all of the people that know how to read like a scout it will be my right-hand man and woman but anybody doesn't know how to read at scholar level will be put had the lowest level of a list of greats. They will become peasants and they will work for us the great scholars of the world. Because of all the people that have scholar level reading we will be known as the best of the best the most powerful as human beings on the planet. people will fear us and respect us our judgment will be everything. If we say something it goes, no questions asked. And if you don't comply you and your family will be put under arrest by our best and strongest soldiers. We do not take lightly to peasants who try to read bell against our league of legends. We will influence the world and teach them unknowledgeable books are and how powerful they can affect our lives. After everybody has read this series we the human race shall scour the universe to find living life and take them over to. It's inevitably lead true the human race will always come out on top.  

If i had super powers

If I had super powers I would wield the power of telekinesis and super speed. I want these very useful powers because they can help me to a day to day basis and for very crazy tasks. Telekinesis can help with pretty much anything from grabbing the remote on the other side of the couch to moving broken stone from your friend. Super speed is just like slowing down time because if you know about speed and velocity then you know that when something gains a certain speed from that perspective everything slows down. So that means I have the power to go anywhere at any time, nothing and no one will be able to stop me. I will be able to do anything I can go into a store and take a bag of chips and no one will notice till the next day when they do a stock check. I can pick pocket someone so quickly that they will not even feel it. I can catch a falling rock before it even hits. If I go fast enough I will be able to move bullets and tinker with their direction. Then with telekinesis I will move any other thing in my slow motion that I would not want to move with my hands like a car or even a body. 

If i could make clones of myself.

If I could create clones of myself I would use them for my bidding. They would be under my command, they would do as I say and help me in my day to day life. After I teach them the plan for taking over the white house we will strike. On a gloomy night we will attack, I will make an extra 1000 clones of me to push in then 100 will clean its out then the 6 strongest and smartest come with me to the core. We will already expect the president and his officials to hide at the underground bunker so we will launch an EMP to disable all equipment. When we capture the president I will call my smartest clone of me that is back at the HQ to prepare the 100,000 more clones to start phase 3 of are great plan. When we get the president and his officials to the HQ the total rule over the planet will start. Every one shall bow down to me!