Tuesday, October 28, 2014


 
Things that comfort me during bad times
   Well first of my home because it gives me security and relaxation. My dog gives me coziness because he is like a brother that I never had. My family gives me ease too because the love they give me and the love I give them will never die when the crap hits the fan they will still be there for you. Also there is a comforting atmosphere causing it to make you feel glad around them. Other things that give me comfort are my mind because my mine gives me knowledge of thing and helps me with very important choices in life like what cereal to eat. Lastly my muscles make me comfortable because I know that I still look good even during rough times and that I can still fight my way through anything and keep my title of the best-looking strongest guy who ever lived.   

Thursday, October 23, 2014




Jose
It means strong an outgoing
It is the number 20
It is like a being a big bon fire
It’s like going to the park with my family
It’s the memory of family
Who taught me strength and knowledge
Who taught me to be chill and have a good time
My name is pasted down from father to son and father to son
My uncle’s name is Jose
My great-grandfather’s name is Jose
Jose
It means hanging out on the porch
Jose
Going to parties and passing out on the couch
Jose
Making recreational explosives and setting them off for the 4th of July
Beautiful colors flying threw the sky 
Red blue and green dancing in the vivid dark night
Jose
Like a fire in the darkness
Like a plane in the sky
Like the freedom of the ocean
Like a jungle full of joy
Succulent like a roasted Puerco
Strong like a silver back
Slimmer then a Mac 
Agile like cat
Faster then a bat 
Jose
It means to love yourself and love one another

Friday, October 10, 2014

If found out that the whole world where aliens I would leave to my island and then hide there for the rest of my life nobody would see me and I would see nobody just me and my dog and my pistol and my knife. I would fish every day for me and my dog and kill chimpanzees monkeys and eat them. I would make a hut for me and my dog to be safe when hurricanes come through. I would try to survive as long as I could until I find other survivors. I would survive for years with this island because I would breed animals from the island and plant more trees to stay alive. Live here for the rest of my life in solitude with just my dog and me. I would wait as long as it takes until the aliens leave the planet. Then when they leave I would go around the whole world looking for survivors. We will create a colony and live the rest of our lives and happiness now that the aliens are gone .

Thursday, October 2, 2014

The story of a poor piñata.

 Oh my gosh someone help me! No John there taking me save yourself. No Josh don’t go! Il be strong, I wont let them hurt me. Have a nice day said the clerk. Oh my gosh were is this monster taking me. The monster then says ill be there in a minute don’t start the party without me. Oh no is party code for some type of ritual! I’m going to die, oh crap I’m really going to die. (5 minutes later) Were am I. what the they hang me from the celling! How did I get here, did I pass out. Ah more monsters are coming, this is the end. Goodbye world, goodbye mother and father, goodbye John. I guess I will see you in the next life. As the monsters approach him the bigger monster says.” Ok children only 2 hits and for the birthday boy, 3 hits. Oh god here it comes, as the first monster swings it does little damage and then the second hit does no damage either. The next monster is much bigger and swings with all its might and rips off his leg. Ahhhh my leg help someone it hurts so badly! As the monsters scurry to eat his innards the next monster is already starting to hit him. No pleas Don’t do it I haven’t even lived yet!! Noooooo! As the main monster swings as hard as he could, it broke off the last three legs in one blow then it swung again and split its head in half then hits it again in the torso and totally obliterates the piñata. And that’s the story of the poor piñata who never lived.